accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..

caseyanthonyofficial:

lonelybuthopeful:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My hair looks dumb today

So lemme just take a picture of myself and put it on the internet even though my hair looks dumb, cause I’m not begging for attention.

What the fuck are you talking about of course im begging for attention why else am I on this shit website

caseyanthonyofficial:

lonelybuthopeful:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My hair looks dumb today

So lemme just take a picture of myself and put it on the internet even though my hair looks dumb, cause I’m not begging for attention.

What the fuck are you talking about of course im begging for attention why else am I on this shit website

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

thebigbangtheor:

A scene from Big Bang Theory without the laugh track.

tagged: +for later 

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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humansofnewyork:

"I knew you’d stop me one day."

humansofnewyork:

"I knew you’d stop me one day."

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild